Those darned aliens don’t know when to leave well enough alone! Implanting chips in our Brains, impregnating our women, and now they are abducting our cows!

The California Milk Processors Board has put together a quirky and fun parody website about cow abductions. What is the goal of this campain? I have no idea. Probibly to get you to drink milk i guess.

Poor cows. They have it bad enough with us pulling on their boobs all day long.

Check it out.

-Matt